December 2008
99 posts
“What if we went to Moby’s chill tea house? Just a dank lil’ tea...”
– Bro I, discussing places to gnosh on some chow in NYC.
“Well, Chexy’s gone and Willy’s here.”
– Bro I, upon hearing that Chex Mix isn’t potty trained. Bro I IS potty trained, most of the time. Oops did I just post that? Lol.
“But if she likes dark meat you’re fucked.”
– Bro II’s assessing Bro IV’s prospects.
“That is the greatest Christmas present I’ve ever gotten.”
– Bro III on tonight’s victory by the Los Angeles Basketball Lakers.
NbroA Dialogue: Basketball in the Middle East?
Bro IV's Dad: Do they play basketball in the Muslim world?
Bro IV: I actually don't know.
Bro III: Me either.
Bro IV's Dad: I imagine it'd be hard to play in the sand.
Bro IV's Mom: Yeah, probably hard to post up.
Bro IV's Dad: If you set a screen in the sand, it'd probably be pretty hard to dig your feet back out.
[Bro IV and Bro III lose their shit. Bro IV grabs his laptop and starts typing.]
“Hey Bros I-III, did ne1 get me that Fleet Foxes album for Xmas??? Goddamnit, you...”
– Bro IV
“All I can say is if you can hit it, hit it. Every piece you pass up….”
– The father of Bro IV on Christmas morning. More brupdates from Currin family Christmas (with guest appearances by Bros II & III and a Howard) coming soon.
Bruh-broh: Health brupdate
Though Bro II’s health is improving, it seems, Bro III has contracted the icky and is currently puking. If you don’t hear from me, Bro IV, for a minute, that means it’s finally grabbed me by the innards, too. Shit (literally).
Wish is luck and brower in this time of crisis.
“This is so much pressure because it’s the best Web site I’ve ever...”
– Sarah Kellogg about the pressures of being broted.
What's4lunch, bro?
Today, Bro IV ate a 12” Subway meatball sub on Monterey Cheddar bread, toasted, with extra red sauce, copious jalapeño peppers, plentiful banana peppers, extra black olives, Parmesan cheese, oregano, pepper jack cheese and a lot of ranch dressing. Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours”—which Bro IV, a professional music critic, loves sans irony or guilt—was playing.
Bro IV was...
“If you take a nun to the Jackpot, by the end of the night she’ll be having...”
– Overheard by Bros II-IV at a Raleigh rock concert in a church Saturday
night. Fuquay reprezentz.
Fuck you, MTV: We will win. Do not sully our... →
“White people and sour cream. Geez.”
– Bro II in his continued series of “WTFWHITEY?” comments, happily directed at Bro IV. See also: Brian Eno.
“try to stick your wang in her butt. see what happens.”
– Post One in a new feature called “Things Broverheard.”
Bronundrums
As job prospects dwindle, Bro II considers a triumphant return toporn.
Bro II to appear on NPR Thursday...
broggodocio tolerance levels to be exceeded, dawg.
“I’d go five-deep on the Los Angeles Lakers’ squad.”
– Bro III, holding a remote control and a vat of Vaseline
On the topic of Bromoeroticism:
Bro IV: You wanna go see the film, "Milk" tonight?
Broe Zoller: No, I can't. I'm actually doing something gayer.
Bro IV: What is that?
Broe Zoller: Co-ed Volleyball.
Link of the Day: Naming your kids...
“JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell” or “Adolf Hitler Campbell…”
In bro-nacular, “that probably wouldn’t be as cool as you think.” Does make for amazing newspaper stories, though.
HT: Marc Masters. Special nod: Nick Harberg.
Abrortion
What prevented Bro V from being born.
On stages of grief
Bro II smash!
