February 2009
80 posts
Bro III needs a nap
Bro III: I'm totally going to take a nap before the show.
Bro IV: Just so you know, Vernal and I are totally going to teabag you when it's time to wake up.
Bro III: That's fine. I'd love to have Vernal's sac in my mouth.
Upon discussing the gangsta merits of one Lil'...
Bro II: NIGGA, PLEASE! HE WOULD DROP TROW AT THE FIRST REAL MOTHAFUCKIN' GANGSTAS...
Bro IV: Hold on a second, man. [Picks up phone.] Oh, hey mom.
January 2009
120 posts
Factoids about Bro II
He has a cousin who met his girlfriend through World of Warcraft. He also once wore a black friar’s outfit at a Renn Fair Wedding. Bro II: Enigmatic to the max. “Sounds like a boss wedding regardless,” says III.
“We almost saw Vernal’s nip last night. When I went to bed, I felt like I...”
– Bro III on last night’s pary
“Brome: It’s funnier than fuck you penguin! And just as cute. And...”
– Brome’s biggest fan, who is a female with what she self-describes as really big balls? Proof!
“I believe Psalm 69:69 reads, “If you can’t take it, don’t dish...”
– Broverheard on the Internet.
“Today is jersday.”
– Tricia Heath
We just did the wave.
Party Foul!!!!
H. Bro Saldañbro just broke his pint glass. Sellout.
Brurricane Warning
BROME FAMILY OUTING TONIGHT. CHECK THIS SPACE FOR A CORNUBROPIA OF UPDATES.
“Did you see the rain in Raleigh today? Crazy! Don’t worry, though:...”
– Broverheard at Helios Coffee.